Its like you're sixteen and you're breast arent even fully grown,your vagina has yet to display any sign of puberty and life is dope yet you have to go through like loads of pangsai
Sometimes I dont know who you are
Other times I think I do.
And then the next day I see you from afar and you dont even say hi.
Then,hours later you'll come thinking its okay.
Then again,most of the time you leave me alone the whole day



I love you as a sister,friend,girlfriend,best friend,mother,cat,pet and so many more.
Its just sometimes I dont know if I were to take a leap of faith and climb to the highest building in Singapore,take one big step to fall down knowing that you'll reach your hand out to catch me like a falling star (in this case a falling hippo lah)


Would you?


No more lies,no more pretend,no more bull.
Now,I really dont know. 
I know I hurt you
You hurt me too
But thats what you get when you turn around and toss the rock aimlessly.
I dont know who or what or how.
I dont think I know the term best friend anymore.
Or maybe I misinterpret it.
I really dont know.





But I know appreciation,
I am thankful(VERYVERY!) I have both of you to make me laugh and roll around the floors(or dirt),to allow me to match both of you with the weirdest guys(YET ONE WORKED OUT),to watch me cry and then laugh,to ignore my meows,to laugh at my lame jokes (that once upon a time were asked by a peculiar soul,"You think you funny ah? You're not!" Well atleast i have well nicely controllable breasts)  and sooo many other stupid things. And you both wont be forgotten (iswearonthemoonandthestars) on the day of my zoo wedding where you guys have to dress up as Pandas in Prada .


Finally I thank you in my life cause without you I guess I would deflate like those balloons in the hall of yesterday's party.




I'm breathing,Os are ending and life is beginning.
Then again,maybe it is Os.


Whatever it is,never put friends to blame for what you did wrong

Ohs.

I am taking a break from T-accts and Debtors.
Believe it or not Ris Low has a new word. What a phenomenon.
No the word is Shingz.
Its like Fuck but  more cheena-ish.

So shingz you boozoo.
Shingz you boob shit.
Finally shingz you Os.

You know what i want?

A night safari wedding and leopard pwreenx wedding dress.
Despite how fat I would be people cant see cause its dark and there would be hunger lions waiting on devouring your pure innocent flesh.

RSVP only



See you on the eleventh. I swear I could fly by then homies.

Have you ever been in this thing you thought would be the answer to your prayers and the ring to the bell? Knowing that when you look into someone's eye and say those 3 words that seem to easy to say yet so hard to decipher? When your heart flutters when the person walks towards you? And the whole world starts dancing to the bollywood song at the back of your head. And then you lay side by side under the naked stars. Then you wake up the next day take a bus to school and this hot hot hot (UNDEFINED!) looks into your eyes and then that guy yesterday was so yesterday.































Have you ever?


Hmmmmm.
I've never.

I wouldnt give you up for the world or the galazzeeyyy

I l-o-v-e Os man!.

oh three is so cool
oh three is like a melody
oh three months is be
my hateloveblahh boo.
oh next week is Os.
oh thy shall die by the bedside
and thy have lost all my dates and senses.
shalalalalalalallalalalalalala *CRUNK* lalalalalallalalalalala



I love my bgss friends including Maya
So is be love love muacks!
Makes me roll around the school laughing like a piece of fungus.

I dont think fungus are a piece but they sure are FUN-gus.

And the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can't replace
When you love someone but it goes to waste
Could it be worse?


In other news,
THE CAT IS SO CUTE WITH A YUM YUM TILL YOU RUB YOUR BELLY AND YOU PURR PURR!

I know I'm a thousand hours too late but Selams Raya and I WANT MORE MONEY MAKCIKK PAKCIKKK.

SpanksYousk.

Also believe me when I say,you are letting go of somethingslashsomeone so extra-ordinary (no no not like ET) but you get the pretty picture?
I am right cause I am always right cause I am me. *boomsk*

Ew.
This is Imran Ruslan.
My brother.
By blood.
And 25 years ago he crawled into this world looking like some ang moh mix with zebras and malay,25 years after that he looks like this.
Still acts like 5 and still cant eat with his hands.
So Abang,I wont say happy cause you fart at my face (and unfortunately my friend's face too),you call me fat,you broke my one and only laptop,you breathe my air,you smell like dead fish and you watch naked girls twentyfourseveneleven.
Not good dosage.
(but im guessing all Imrans are horny (or the most that I know))
Good Birthday Abang.
Hope you'll be nicer tomorrow. *scoofs* Fat hope.

Also,I have been reading http://fmylife.com introduced by none other than Miss Piggy Menon herself (Today Meeta drew a pretty picture of her and I added nipple rings and Piggy Menon got upset.boohoo.)
This website is really really hilarious. I AM SERIOUS.
For those who think your life is at the edge of the cliff,you SHOULD really read these people's lives and have a good laugh.
Cause laughing is apparently the best medicine of all.
:DD

Would you believe me if I say we have been laughing alot lately?
Would you believe me if I say we have been talking crap lately?
Would you believe me if I say we have been laughing at ME lately?
Would you believe me if I say I am a vereeh fuhneey yet sweet person? (self proclaim :0!)
Would you believe me if I say I wanna paint my world with you?
_ _ _ _ _ 2 _ _ _ _ _ _ boo <3


Os are coming to town,let it rip BABY!

Teacher : Describe the picture in 6 words
Candidate : The girl looks like a donut.
Teacher : ahhhhhhh..Interesting. What flavour do you reckon she is?
Candidate : Poison Ivy

I went to iftar with Cikgu yesterday and funny thing was,my skirt got hook onto a table and therefore it pulled the table as I gracefully walked over to Cikgu.
My lovely friends stood up and gave me a standing ovation.
You can imagine my life after that. I have concluded that I shall put on a Hello Kitty paper bag over my head if I EVER plan to step out of the house again.
Then again,I do things like these all the time.
Yesterday,while giving psychotic smses to Meow I ALMOST (note:ALMOST!) dropped my phone into the bowl of Tom Yum Soup.
Its AH-MA-ZEEEEENG how you still love me meow. Really it is.

You could win an award. *shrugs* Scratch that,you could win a nobel prize dude to be dating such a perculiar species of human.

Tell me god,would there more of these 'embarassing' moments?

I am taking a moment to breathe from the preparation for the debate tomorrow. Oh and I am not looking forward to it because we only had a day to brainstorm ideas and points.
*yawns*
I think I would fall asleep while talking tomorrow.
Hey if I could do that while singing,talking would be shitts.
I am no soothsayer but hell yea,it aint gonna be pretty tomorrow and I am on the verge of pulling out my pubic hair (cause the hair on my head is essential!)
I wish I was a gadabout man so I can just sleep through my life.
Hmmm,doesnt that in other words mean I want to die?
Yes.
And Darwita,I need you to pass Maths cause I NEED you to be in SEC FIVE. Cause you dont look nice in the red,blue,white,grey uniform. Serious,those are fattening colours. TRUST ME! I am fahhh-syioonn mama!
And I bought your present already okay? Dont cakap alot okay? :)

And boo too. NO NO NO!

Oh shit,scripts are calling me again. *pulls face*

The other day,I was rolling around on the floors of Bedok Green Secondary School (yes I love the school THAT much) when my head bumped into Maya's ermmmm buttocks. Well,you know the saying curiosity kills the cat right? So yes,being a very very very INNOCENT child I pulled up her ugly skirt or you can actually call it a culotte to see what she bears beneath the uniform.
Oh Miss Menon is quite a phenomenon.
Get it menon? PhenoMENON.
Anyway, yes her underwear was stuck to her asshole. I was flabbergasted obviously however I announced to the whole class that Miss Menon has a real ITCH in her BITCH. You know what I'm saying,dauugg?


Anyway I did all these during the fasting month cause I cant eat therefore I need a new schtick y'all.

I wonder if people do READ this. :'(

I love my crony name Maya Menon cause she is a delight just like that arab delicacy..what's is again?

Nevertheless,I love my boo more.
purrr or grrrr or mrrrr or srrrrr or ahhhhhh